We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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