Is it normal to miss your booty call?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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