Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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