I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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