Well douche your snatch and let's go!
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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