at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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