Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he thought i was a dude.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Randomize
