I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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