so explain again why im purple
no
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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