I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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