And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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