If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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