Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
love makes seman taste better
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
