You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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