Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
My feet surprised me
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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