That's intense
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Randomize
