Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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