My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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