Porn is love you can see.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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