is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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