I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Randomize
