Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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