Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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