I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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