I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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