you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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