I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
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