How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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