oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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