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I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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