I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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