so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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