Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Two words: blizzard sex
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
