You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Randomize
