Buhtt sex?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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