Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I need water and some morals
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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