Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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