Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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