Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
i black out too much to be "responsible"
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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