plz talk dirty to me
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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