Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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