I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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