just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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