don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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