Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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