arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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