your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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