Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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