Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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