we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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