I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Jerry, you need to find god
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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