So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
areolas are like halos for boobs.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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