Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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